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The Devil Made Me Do It
HMOs and prescription-drug insanity.

By Kay Daly

There's a joke circulating on the Internet that goes something like this:

And God populated the earth with green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long, healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super-size them." And Man gained pounds.

And God created yogurt, healthful and pure. And Satan froze the yogurt and created chocolate fudge and sprinkle toppings. And woman gained pounds.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels. And Man gained pounds.

And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.

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